Unsticky
It's NOT what I've imagined to be from this author. Grace is vapid. Nothing interesting or remotely inviting in her character. Shallow and more then a little stupid. She gets dumped by a guy who doesn't love her, and she doesn't love him back. She cries..... Not because the relationship is over, but from the whole indignation of HOW DARE HE!
Welcome to the world of one whiny bit*h! Her shopping sprees and the way she takes care of her finances scream immaturity with an ostrich complex. Just stick your head in the sand and life will go away.
Oh and like, totally, her conversation is like, so deep, and like so inspired, it leaves you hanging...... OF THE END OF A FUCKING ROPE!
The lust between her and Vaughn is explained in a simple touch. NO chemistry, NO depth, NO nothing.
Example:
He touches her, she feels tingling and sparks, she has to do him on the floor....NOW!!!!!
It's called static electricity you Dumb Ho! No, really this is the only thing in their relationship up to so far that speaks of attraction, oh that and his money, so not just a dumb ho, but a golddiggin' dumb ho!
And then, roll out the red carpet for the impressive Vaughn!!! By the author's explanation the image of Vaughn that formed in my mind was that of an dirty old git, baiting kiddies with candy.
Nothing to recommend him either. In fact, the obvious gaffe about the Greek alphabet, the fact that he had a conversation regarding art with Grace that was a whole of two sentences long and lead him to conclude that she has - "very good knowledge for a layman on the subject". (huh??)
The biggest and smelliest pile of bullshit that exited his mouth came in a form of an explanation of why she should take his contract, and not give her ex a second chance.
Listen to this gem!
Your ex doesn't deserve you. He doesn't know your worth. You should be with a man that appreciates the whole you.....
AND THEN HE TURNS AROUND AND OFFERS HER A 6 MONTH CONTRACT IN WITCH HE WOULD PAY A FEE FOR THE EXCLUSIVITY OF HER COMPANY!
Well then, aren't we glad that he knows her worth??? And the previously mentioned Dumb Ho gets all: Omigosh!!!! He's like, so totally right!! I shouldn't stand on this corner and get no traffic!!.... I deserve to be on the corner with all the pretty expensive hookers and he will make that happen.
***money symbols flash in her eyes in the sunset, and she swoons***
Gee Vaughn, you hopeless romantic, you!!!
Please bare with me while i grieve not finishing this book....
DONE!!!!
