The Trigon Rituals

The Trigon Rituals - Angelia Whiting Well then.....this particular author should be BANNED FROM EVEN WRITING SOMETHING SO BENIGN AS CHRISTMAS CARDS!

I am fully aware that Erotica is very difficult to balance.....people expect sex and lots of it and of course they would appreciate a decent story-line to follow.

HOWEVER!!!!!!

Just read this... O__O
This is one of those old curse/prophecy type of books.

Somewhere around page 10: An alien witch, gets kidnapped by a guy who has the hots for her, and after a long chase he gets her and has his wicked way with her. Soooooooooo, while she's bleeding to death from HER HYMEN(???!!!), she casts a curse over an entire planet, covering it in darkness, she sends her SPORES(???!!!) flying throughout the cosmos to seed a line of awesome virgins....

And I was like.... HOLD THE F* UP!!!!! So a wicked witch with a massive fungal issue, does some pretty impressive cauldron stirring while she lays down her heroically I might add from a popped cherry? I read the paragraph again and sure as hell, I didn't imagine it...

Now i read some mish-mashes in my life but COME OOOOON!!!! After i finished laughing at that particular nugget I deleted this book, and placed it's author on the NUCLEAR WASTE pile....